Proposal Pusher T-Shirts

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Work avalanche

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."