Proposal Pusher Mugs

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Bureau of the Damned

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Work avalanche

Depressing Company Departments.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'