Progress Pusher T-Shirts

They're tearing down that bridge to the twenty-first century --- Too many people are trying to go back.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Knight in shining Lycra!

Breakthrough

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Depressing Company Departments.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'