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'You lacked the necessary maturity to see this project through ... NAH-NAH A YEAH YEAH!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Distractions: Work Disputes

Depressing Company Departments.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."