Progress Seeker T-Shirts

Self help books. One step at a time.

"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Businessman in sinking building: 'I don't think staying stagnate has had any measurable effect on the business.'

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Sauvignon Bonk

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Soaring Profits

Win - win

The rope to success.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Breakthrough

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Gloat

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.