Progress Seeker Prints

Self help books. One step at a time.

"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Businessman in sinking building: 'I don't think staying stagnate has had any measurable effect on the business.'

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Go! Means NOW!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Soaring Profits

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Win - win

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Breakthrough

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Gloat

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."