Perfect Seeker Prints

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

Sauvignon Bonk

Crab with a clown face.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Lei-ing Hens

Tango

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Cinderella

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"And God called the light day."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Time Run

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

Aloha!

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Football