Boundary Pusher T-Shirts

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Before we get too deeply involved..."