Boundary Buster T-Shirts

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Control Freaks Without Borders

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

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