Boundary Basher T-Shirts

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."