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'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Where has he been so long?

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

'Customs and Exercise.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Biden immigration laws.

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'