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The discovery of asparagus.

'Oh Hi!'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Body Systems

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'How was your holiday?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The clowns are coming!

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Love, death and grammar.

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Brown cow

"Is that a new watch?"

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'