Border Buff T-Shirts

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

Is your visit business, pleasure or asylum? Canada border. I've come to see your beautiful mountains ... and lakes and, um ... hockey. Oh yes, I sure love winder sports. I'm supposed to get married next month! Asylum. Next!

"No, your father's outside fortifying our borders."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Child Migrants

Border Bureaucracy

"I ran a whole marathon before. You don't see me bragging about it."

Santa Crashes into the EU Border

"Did any of you purchase speedy boarding?..."

Migrant Centre

Doing the borders.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Obsession with the Internet.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Customs and Exercise.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"He's an asylum seeker."

Where has he been so long?

Biden immigration laws.

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

Sympathy

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'