Border Beautician T-Shirts

Doing the borders.

The adoration of the gels.

UK border controls relaxed.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A Manicure

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Your mascara is running."