Frontier Buff Prints

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

The discovery of asparagus.

'Oh Hi!'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Body Systems

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'How was your holiday?'

Too much Inflammation

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The clowns are coming!

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A centi-stampede.

Love, death and grammar.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Brown cow

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

"Is that a new watch?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall