Boundary Buff Mugs

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Did you have to build so close to the property line?

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

Where has he been so long?

'Customs and Exercise.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

Biden immigration laws.

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."