Boundaries Buff Mugs

Venn Diatribe

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

'Customs and Exercise.'

Where has he been so long?

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Biden immigration laws.

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."