Boundaries Buff Gifts

Venn Diatribe

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Where has he been so long?

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

'Customs and Exercise.'

Biden immigration laws.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."