Boundary Buster Mugs

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Control Freaks Without Borders

"What part of this don't you understand?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'