Wall Basher T-Shirts

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Help!"

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Graffiti like

Soccer Fans.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

No Graffiti Allowed.

CENSORSHIP IS XXXXXXXXXXXX AND XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"Now, in here, with our buff walls and aubergine chintz, our statement has dropped to a purr."

Tearing down and building walls.

Censorship.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Cherchez la femme."

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

Destroying Music Speakers.

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."