Trash Basher T-Shirts

"Help!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Environmental Conscience

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Soccer Fans.

"He was a real fan of recycling."