Trash Basher Pillows

"Help!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Environmental Conscience

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Dictator, Interrupted

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

We're polishing our brand.

Bin Inspector

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Soccer Fans.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.