Banner Basher Pillows

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

Save Our Universe

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Dictator, Interrupted

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Extreme Birthdays.

"Help!"

Dictator, Interrupted

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Censorship.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

Preparations for the celebrations of the 1st of May

Sorry, answers are on another number...

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

'Sorry to bother you - neighbours reported a 'roving band of anarchists.''

Camp Security we'd like to see