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If nobody had invented graphics

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'I hate these commerical breaks!'

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A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Invent Sales Day

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

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The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"There's no privacy anymore."

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'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

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"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

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"Just more Junk Mail."

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"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."