Advert Bashers Mugs

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Dream Advertisements.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Invent Sales Day

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"There's no privacy anymore."

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

It's all about the PR baby!

"Just more Junk Mail."

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."