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'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Dream Advertisements.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"There's no privacy anymore."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"Just more Junk Mail."

It's all about the PR baby!

Next advert in 2 seconds...

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

'Stop! It's football season!!'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.