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"There's no privacy anymore."

Easter Egg Sellout

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Cash Rebate

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

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