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"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Your ad here!

Roads with a view.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"