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"There's no privacy anymore."

Easter Egg Sellout

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

CATCHY NAME

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Girl's weight issues.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Dodgy Marketing

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Cash Rebate

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"A breakthrough. We'll call tripolyamide-chlorinate resin 'Vitamin T'."

'Honey, this lawyer says that if you call now, all of your problems will magically disappear and he'll throw in a free pen if you call in the next 5 minutes!'

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

Post man delivers 'More Stuff You Don't Want.'