Advertisement Critique Pillows

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

Girl's weight issues.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Cash Rebate

Dodgy Marketing

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

Post man delivers 'More Stuff You Don't Want.'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"A breakthrough. We'll call tripolyamide-chlorinate resin 'Vitamin T'."

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.