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'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Roads with a view.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

CATCHY NAME

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Dodgy Marketing

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"This looks good."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.