Book Bashers Pillows

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"Help!"

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Reading

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Banned Books

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Failed Alliance.

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Mmm, smell this one."

Censorship.

"Oh yeah? Well we ban books from schools in this country too. . . like the Bible!"

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.'

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

'In these parts we don't take kindly to people who... read.'