Ad Buster Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Office of the PR of the United States

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

Dream Advertisements.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"Next question. . . can anybody tell me where Benghazi is located?"

Warning.

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

Sofa King: Where our prices are sofa king low!

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

'Stop! It's football season!!'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'Viewers may find portions of this program offensive...particularly the commercials.'

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."