"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."
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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
If nobody had invented graphics
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."
US v.s. Tech Giants
Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
'Have you no common scents?!'
Stephen Fry
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
Some scents are nonsense.
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Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
'John is watching the game under protest.'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Gerald Ratner's return
'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'
Presenter Auditions.
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
SupermarketAwful Market.
'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'
"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"
"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."
"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."
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