App Buff Pillows

'And it has a 'homework' app...'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Rock and a Hard Place

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Binary Man

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."