Screen Buff Pillows

HDTV Cable Ready HDMI. When I said you should "Look at the big picture" I wasn't suggesting that you buy a huge TV.

'To get the full benefit of the high resolution on my TV, I need to sit back here.'

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

Neck Doctor

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Obsession with the Internet.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'I never forget a face.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'Cheese.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Hairy Potter and friend..

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Battery Chicken.

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

World Battery Change

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"He's got a photographic memory."

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Mouse watching the mice play.

Child Migrants

'I don't care WHO started it!'