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'To get the full benefit of the high resolution on my TV, I need to sit back here.'

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

Neck Doctor

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Obsession with the Internet.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I never forget a face.'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

World Battery Change

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Battery Chicken.

'Cheese.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"He's got a photographic memory."

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'

Child Migrants

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

Nightlife photography