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'And it has a 'homework' app...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

DUNVOTIN

Stephen Fry

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Newspaper suicide.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Rock and a Hard Place

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Binary Man

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'