Camera Buff T-Shirts

'You looking for me?'

'Of course, I remember when we had to make do with just 3.2 megapixels...'

Be careful -- Don't cut our heads off!

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

'So are you folks together?'

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

Woman gives 'the finger' to annoying partner with digital camera: 'I think this is an appropriate response to your new digital camera.'

'Modern Day Tourist'

'Cheese.'

'...Smile...!'

"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

Nightlife photography

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

A little bird told me...

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Mikado

Deflator mouse

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Stephen Fry

This side is the gag reel.