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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Television Readers.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

No-Work Orange

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

If nobody had invented graphics

Silence of the Chickens...

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Stand-up Romcom

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Albert & Myra - The End Story