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'This thing is airproof, right?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

King kong 5 G.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

I will be Bach.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"He's stopped working on his screenplay."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.