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"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Filming Christmas

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"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Police film evidence

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"