Making Videos Pillows

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Canadian film production

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

Filming Christmas

Next camera crew 5 mins

Now Playing at the Europlex

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Quentin Tarantino