Video Filming Pillows

'It's a good report card, Dad. Better catch it on video.'

"This is going to be a great video!"

"Baldo, can you go to the store with me?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

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Filming Christmas

Next camera crew 5 mins

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"