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'It's not your traditional report. I've done it in the form of a YouTube video.'

'Please don't judge me by my youtube videos!'

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'Great news, Mrs. Janoski! We put a video of your tummy-tuck surgery on YouTube, and it's currently ranked second!'

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

Ban Fake YouTube Ghost Videos

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"I know the image quality isn't the best. I recorded this on a GoSemi-Pro camera."

"So how much money do you make?"

"Hello and welcome to this YouTube video on distance learning."

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Obama's new campaign video

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'This thing is airproof, right?'

'Okay boys, the single is terrible but if we can make a nasty video for it that gets banned, we got us a No1'

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

'It's my new hobby. Do something interesting. This is streaming live on the internet.'

Today we're making videos for college recruiters. We'll focus on your top field hockey assets. Becky's ball handling. Jen's power goals. Sarah's innovative kilt stylings. She's going into fashion design.

Ernie is not compatible with motion capture technology.

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

You wanted to see me, boss? It's come to my attention Youtube demonetizes your videos

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

Randy, I heard you're making a killing from your Youtube channel. How can a guy get in on that action? Simple … Just sit down in front of a camera and talk from the heart about something you're passionate about. Just be a genuine human being. People are drawn to that. I see, I see. Just one thing: What if the phrase "genuine human being" makes a guy break out in hives? Plan B: Find out what people are googling and pretend to be an expert on the highest-ranked search term. No we're talking.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."