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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Television Readers.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M