Video Making Buff Prints

'This thing is airproof, right?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

This side is the gag reel.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

King kong 5 G.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

I will be Bach.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Lumiere brothers caricature

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"He's stopped working on his screenplay."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Rutger Shower

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.