Browser Buff Pillows

'Start your search engines!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'You can't take away my life, I haven't had one yet.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'D'you have any salt?'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Just look'in'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

At a pine beetle concert.

"Bloody houseflies...."

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"

'What luck!'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."