Browser Battle Buff Pillows

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Obsession with the Internet.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Bees v Wasps

"But I use all of them!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'D'you have any salt?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

At a pine beetle concert.

Slipstream

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"