Buffet Browser Pillows

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Obsession with the Internet.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Face Painting.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

S. S. All You Can Eat

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Bowl Games.

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty